twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(via thenightbathroomblogger)

• ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
• * = just delete your tumblr already
• æ = Post a picture of yourself
• $ = You’re awesome
• # = I love your blog
• @ = You’re beautiful
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly
• <3 = I want to fuck you
• & = I wish we were close
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
• ! = You inspire me

(via ambrister)